Completely inspired by this masterpiece.
| Raj Jain (Insist on the Highest Standards) | Javert (Bias for Action) |
|---|---|
| We launched! At last! | |
| We're done with all the pain. | |
| Behold, so fast, | |
| We'll chase a different train... | |
| Before you say another word, Javert | |
| Before you chain me up like a replica again | |
| Listen to me, there is something I must do | |
| Technical debt is now through the roof | |
| Before we go to the next release | |
| In Nedim's name, two weeks are all I need | |
| Then I'll be done, I pledge my word | |
| Then I'll be done | You must think me mad |
| I'm tracking you across the years | |
| Your ETAs will always change | |
| Yes, they always do... | |
| Believe of me what you will | Shipping dates will never change |
| There is a bar I'm sworn to keep | ETAs will always change |
| You know nothing of my life | No, that's only a P1 |
| All I do is make more threads | |
| You know nothing | Mind you, it's a Kingpin goal |
| Of work from home | You have no rights |
| I would rather stay in bed | Come with me, look at OP1 |
| But not before | Flywheel has to turn around |
| I see this justice done | Hardening is nothing now |
| I'm reminding you Javert | Dare you talk to me on Chime |
| All these bugs would not be there | Asking for another day |
| Can't commit to nothing yet | Every bug is logged in SIM |
| My sprint is not yet done | Somehow you must find the way |
| You know nothing of Javert! | |
| I've done that and I've been there | |
| I once worked with geeks like you | |
| I was once an SDE2 |