Zaiebani, at first, weren't supposed to be any kind of group. That was the expression that former Machak Fritz, present DrEvil used very often. He got the idea during YALP 99. thanks to proverbial organizing ability of that party and the enormous ammounts of free time. He simply said: "We're going to make a group called Zaiebani (translation something like Bad Motherfuckers) and we're going to make a party, go out on stage and say - Good evening, we're Zaiebani (Bad Motherfuckers)".

The name stuck as interesting, so we used to comment, while we walked through the neighborhood, "We're bad motherfuckers", or "look at that chick, she's baaad, I'd really like to..." In the end, four men were joined under that name: Brains, Chivan, Machak Fritz and Phox.

Shortly after that, the logo was developed, totaly by chance. "I" with two dots came somehow by itself, while Zmailey took a little bit more time. The idea was that it should be a sick smiley, with a smile that would make the whole of his head. After drawing on a paper, little after that, first computer Zmailey was created - on Amiga, in DPaint. At the same time, two-dotted "i" was created. Both pictures are kept as standard in the University of Atom Physics in Frankfurt.

Activity of new group was depicted in not doing anything, that was the catch. We placed the name on BBS, in the neighborhood, we drew Zmaileys on walls, Zaiebani this, Zaiebani that... We set people on fire. Soon, they started to ask: "What Zaiebani actually do?" Of course, the answer was: "Nothing. We're just Zaiebani".

Little later, common people started to ask about joining the group. Since he was a bad motherfucker himself, the first admitted was Twister, and he got a new name, especially for the group - Brat Kadli (Brother Cudly). His admittance caused introduction of category of High Priests, and those were the original four. They were the ruling force in the group, indismissable, sacred and immortal. Shortly after, Machak Fritz, without consulting anybody, admitted Mixxer. Others came to idea to try out different methods of castration on Fritz. Because there were more candidates soon, there was danger of loosing the meaning of the expression "Zaiebani". Therefore, it came to the Great Split (see the original text).

Two subgroups were formed in Zaiebani - Siebani (translation something like Fucked Up) and Prs'o (something like Snapcase). All new members were admitted in Siebani, and in Zaiebani remained the original four, under the title of High Priests, and Brat Kadli (without the title, but with a cudly haircut).

In the meantime, Zaiebani screwed up their concept of the group that does nothing. They took part in Terminal Frost. That was official entry on the scene of Zaiebani.

If you aren't bored to death by now, congratulations. :)

Chivan 2000.