Quotes!

"Mark Knopfler has an extraordinary ability
 to make a Schecter Custom Stratocaster hoot and sing
 like angels on a Saturday night, exhausted
 from being good all week and needing a stiff beer."
    - Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
    - Mark Twain

"Nothing is faster than the speed of light.
 To prove this to yourself try opening the refrigerator door
 before the light comes on."
    - Unknown

"It's true, you are a good woman.
 Then again, you may be the antichrist."
    - Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer, "Tombstone")

"I've had people walk out on me before,  but not when I was being so charming."     - Rick Deckard (Harrison Ford, "Blade Runner") "Fear, Diane, is a conquerable emotion  when a mind and body are properly trained.  There are, however, two exceptions to this  that I have found no preparation can prepare one for.  One, a small burrowing beetle crawling inside my ear  and heading for my brain. Two, a dentist crawling  inside my mouth with a high-speed electric drill."     - FBI special agent Dale Cooper

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.  Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.  I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.  All those moments will be lost in time,.. like tears in rain.  Time to die.."     - Roy Batty (Rutger Hauer, "Blade Runner") "The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved."     - Victor Hugo

"It is a terrible thing to want something that you know you cannot have." - FBI special agent Dale Cooper

"Sometimes it would stop raining long enough for the stars to come out,  and then it was nice. It was like just before the sun goes to bed,  down at the bay.. those all million sparkles on the water.  Like that mountain lake, it was so clear, Jenny, it looked like  there were two skies, one on top of the other... And then the desert,  when the sun comes up, I couldn't tell where heaven stopped  and the earth began.. It was so beautiful.."     - Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks, "Forrest Gump")

"Dear Eliza,  What do you want?  I play piano and I sing like a hummingbird and..  Oh, I forgot, hummingbirds don't sing.  It doesn't matter really,  you know what I mean."     - Adam Duritz

"So I broke into the Palace  With a sponge and a rusty spanner  She said: "I know you, and you cannot sing"  I said: "That's nothing - you should hear me play piano!"     - Morrissey

"There's so many different worlds,  So many different suns  And we have just one world,  But we live in different ones.."     - Mark Knopfler

"The easiest way to solve a problem is to deny it's existence." - Isaac Asimov

"Me, sir?! Me go and see Elves and all?! Hooray!"     - Samwise Gamgee,       "The Lord of the Rings" by J.R.R. Tolkien

"I was reading about how countless species are pushed  toward extinction by man's destruction of forests.  Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists  elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."     - Calvin